Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My life is pants optional.
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