oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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