dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I would ride that face into the sunset
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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