Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Do vagina's smell?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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