You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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