People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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