Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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