well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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