do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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