Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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