in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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