She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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