So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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