She's JV to your varsity
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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