Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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I need you to use more vowels.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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