yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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