I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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