there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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