I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
