what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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