you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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