Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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