Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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