I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
