I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
