He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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