Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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