Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
no you cant smoke seaweed
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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