It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
