Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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