So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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