I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
