So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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