Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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