your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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