I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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