I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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