im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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