p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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