belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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