I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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