When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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