so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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