When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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