i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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