508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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