My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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