I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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