Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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