your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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