dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
