dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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