WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The power of my boobs compel you
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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