Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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