Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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