We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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